He may be the Master of Radness, the Scorpion of Sex, the Creator and Destructor of Good and Evil, but put him on stage in a tight-fitting suit then send him off into the crowd and you’ll quickly notice that Spod sweats just as much as the next mere mortal. Probably more.
Please, for the love of all that is pure and beautiful in this world, bring on the promised ventilated cat-suit…
Clambering offstage and running somewhat amuck amongst a crowd at a recent show in Melbourne, he left a suspiciously Spod-shaped sweat stain on any audience member who was jumped on by the marauding electro-pop God. Of course, this occurrence has been a regular facet of Spod’s worldly existence. They will walk away from a Spod show feeling dirty, but somehow cleansed; as though their path to sexual freedom has suddenly been cleared by the High-Priest of Debauch.
Here is a supreme being whose alien, sex-crazed Astronaut-of-Awesome has attributed an entire song to the various, glorious elements that make up the mysteriously lurer of men – ‘Norx’. The best part is that, even while he’s reeling off the names of ladies who have inspired his fascination and myriad fantasies concerning breasts, he never manages to sound less than ultra-sleazy.
But in a good way. Of course.
It’s like Neil Diamond if he didn’t have those ‘I slept with your mum’ eyes or a rhinestone suit. Although, Spod would probably kill for a rhinestone suit. So, let’s say it’s like Neil Diamond if he hadn’t delved into family-friendly entertainment that didn’t once ever utilise the simple phrase ‘cock-sucker’.
Spod: one. Diamond: zero.
Having touched - quite literally - a generation of now sexually expressive Spod-monauts, the man with the radiator sleaze smile has finally touched down on planet Earth once more, surrounded by an army of evil-eyed kittens, spewing mountains of lava and ponies trained to kill at the slightest sign of weakness. After an epic journey through his heart of darkness, Spod.Is.Back.
Strangely enough, it always seemed that with his deranged sexxx-bomb stage persona that it would be more fitting that after long hiatus, he would suddenly re-emerge as a glorious glam-child in the eye of a electro hip-hop rawk storm, or be gritting it away behind a piano in a seedy Vegas bar. Kind of like a poor man’s Engelbert Humperdink. Which, funnily enough, is how he comes off anyway, just a little more energetic. “That’d be the best,” the Scorpion Of Sexxx laughs freely, “I’d do shows at the Hilton every Friday night. I’ll be all about that,” he chortles. It’s not hard to believe him. “Either way, it’s an incredibly heart-breaking, sad comeback,” he admits. “If I wanted to work, you know, ‘properly’ I guess that could be a very real option,” he smiles, “but it’s really too depressing to actually ever contemplate.”
Spod as the lounge-singer. Hell, it’s as we’ve always imagined it to be.
“I might actually take that on board,” he sniggers cheekily, “I’ll age myself a bit more - put on an age suite or something. It’s like ‘here’s the comeback’ and I’ll come back and be all like fat Elvis. People will be saying, ‘holy shit! He has been gone for a while’.”
All we need now is a tour of the nation’s casinos. Crown, Jupiters, Star City – tell me there’s not a generation of baby-boomers throwing money hand-over-fist into the ether that wouldn’t love to be entertained by a sweaty electro-baby with a tight brown suit, ruffled shirt and red rose in his breast pocket. There are red velvet curtains, a tinkling piano and a long, thin ‘70s microphone with no blowback cover. “Yeah,” he admits with a long drawl, “it’s all part of my unbelievably elaborate career plan. You see, I started this entire caper with a 50-year plan. We’re getting through it, you know. It’ll have everything; the rise, the demise, the dizzying highs, the dazzling lows – the crashes will be spectacular,” he chortles. “So this lounge crooner stage will be perfect,” he reflects, “when I hit my 25th anniversary – it’s going to be a nice fall back.”
Of course, the Spod we know and love – for now - is an amalgam of all things ultra-contemporary and epically mythological. Therefore, his ‘first’ comeback is simply limited to a tome that reveals all about life stuck in the body of a mortal God. It’s title – Superfrenz. “Well yeah, it’s exactly what I’ve always wanted to do,” Spod decrees in his put-on suburban stoner brogue, “I guess it takes a little bit of the vibe from the first record and a little bit of a vibe from the Animals cover. I’m going into a big Nordic space theme for this album. I’ve always loved all that sort of fantasy guff, but I can’t do that anymore - other people have done it.” Thus, the Nordic epic-ality? “Umm… yeah. Because it’s awesome and epic,” he chuckles heartier than a drunken sailor. Which also might explain some of Superfrenz’s content.
“I’ve kind of gone a bit more….” He pauses contemplating just what it’s about, “well there’s a lot more content that’s sort of about sex.”
No kidding?
“I kind of thought that with this album, I could steer away and have no sex on there. I thought it was pretty even and easy. Actually, I thought I wasn’t being offensive at all…then I played it to some people and they said, ‘fuck that’s brutal’, I was like ‘oh man’!”
Here’s our man, believing that he’s created a piece of sacred art, and well, turns out he’s got a tune called ‘Time Maggots Eating The Flesh Of Destiny’. “I’ve grown up now, and I’m properly ‘thinking’ about stuff,” the Eternal Champion of Radness chuckles demurely. “I don’t know how, but I got obsessed with making an album about death, considering the first album (2003’s Taste The Radness) was all fun times and party. So I wanted to do this horrendously dark album about death, but to still have it sound like a giant party. A couple of those songs have slipped onto the record - there are some pretty dark songs on there actually,” he admits with a grin. “Like ‘Time Maggots’, that’s pretty heavy, pretty dark, but it covers a lot of ground lyrically in my mind, but when I play to other people they’re like ‘you’re still a smutty arsehole’.”
More party, but more hearty morbid idiocy? “Yeah,” Spod beams. “Death smut.”
But even with the gloomy ideas lurking behind a couple of tunes, it’s hard to argue that this blend of ridiculously over-the-top electro, glam rock, scuzz punk, banging hip-hop and outlandish pop will leave anyone with half a heartbeat pantless in the middle of a dance floor. For a man who has a custom built Stormtrooper helmet, a lot of this might also have to do with the sci-fi nerdiness on show, permeating his music to such a scary extent - it’s always been a curious facet of the Spod idea and it
turns out it stems all the way back to his childhood.
“When I was a kid I was pretty obsessed with Star Wars,” he admits, “but I think the nature of Space, in general, I was really obsessed with that when I was little. I think that’s washed through to me being a full-grown man. I like that aspect of music as well,” he continues, “I guess a lot of my music is living inside my mind, as well being very much based on imagination and all that kind of shit. I think all that sci-fi stuff, for some reason, seems to seep into my music. I tend to associate it with everything I do and for some reason, I have never even thought about that until right now.” Really? “You’re onto me and I’m not sure what I’m supposed to say…”
“It all first happened when I was seven…” he chuckles. “Don’t you just love that kind of stuff? Nah. You know, I’m always attracted to things that are considered… things that most people would want to stay away from. Like… I get excited by finding awesomeness in stuff that other people would find embarrassing. I was obsessed with fantasy art for a long time and I used to cop a lot of shit for that. But that’s why it’s so good that I now get to make albums like this, because I just wanted to do a fantasy, electro, rock, whatever, albums.”
The back story behind Spod’s second record is just as remarkable as the record itself. It turns out, over twelve months ago, Spod lost this entire record. The entire fucking thing. Bam. Gone. A laptop, a floor and in between, a fall. Its backup hard drive, also containing the record, was attached as well. Goddamn.
As you can imagine, this resulted in a couple of tears. “Yeah,” he sighs, “I was moving and someone just sort of cleaned it up off the top of the table it was on, and sent it crashing down. I was hoping we could maybe save something, but nah. There were definitely some eyeball drips from me.”
The resulting albums’ title Superfrenz is Spod thanking those who helped him rewrite and finish the record (by way of donations from friends and fans), having started from scratch once more. What a guy.
“Yeah, it was a pretty fucked up time,” he admits. “I’d written an entire record in the time between the first record and this one, then poof! Gone. So, everyone was awesome. It was also a blessing, really, because I got to start over, completely fresh and the record is all the better for it. I think I managed to step away from the mishmash that I had and was able to make what I wanted to make in the first place. There was probably more metal stuff before hand, or more hip hop stuff (both presumably stemming from his projects with Black Level Embassy and Quan from Regurgitator’s Blox collaboration) – and now this feels far more like the companion piece to my debut. I guess,” he sniggers.
That said, it has also given him time to look at the ‘idea’ of Spod. The amazing thing about him as a character is the limitless deconstruction as to where Spod ends and the man behind him begins. Is that sex-crazed onstage persona of our sarcastic, quietly spoken off-stage protagonist, an amplification of himself or just a schizophrenic reaction? We can ask ourselves endlessly what Spod is, but the biggest question of all is simply, who is the real Spod?
“I don’t know,” Spod (real name Brent) laughs, “it just falls into place. I never thought I was going to start doing music and partying really hard like I do onstage. I went through a stage,” the Master of Radness continues, “where I didn’t want to do it so much. It comes down to wether or not I’m having fun and I was just going through a period when I think all I wanted to do was stand there with a guitar and just go ‘ahh…’ I wanted to be that dude for a while. I’m dictated by how much I’m actually enjoying it, but it’s weird… its pretty amazing to get back into ‘character’ again and you forget how much you love it. Even when you’ve been living it and making the record. It’s a headfuck.”
Headfucks or not, he’s still got a
goddamn Vegas show to plan for us. Seriously – as if Spod doesn’t have the greatest highs-to-lows, crash-to-re-emergence story ever not told. Fuck you Nikki Sixx – give us Spod any day. There are legions of people who want to see that damn brown suit with the Eternal Champion of Radness wrapped in it. Then, it seems, he could score that hefty retirement sum.
A champagne spa, no?
“I’m doing all of this for a champagne spa. Then, when it’s over and I’ve done the nerd-Vegas-crooner thing I’m just going to sit in it...”

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